WordPress wizards. Shopware alchemists. Powered by magic, fueled by gin. We craft premium, high-performance web products under the cover of a legendary tipsy creature.
By day, we are mild-mannered developers building standard enterprise applications for clients who love spreadsheets and long meetings. But by night, we retreat to the stable, pour a glass of botanical gin, and unleash our wild side under the shield of the Drunken Unicorn.
The Drunken Unicorn is our playground. It's where we house our nocturnal side projects, test bleeding-edge tech, and build tools that might be too magical (or too chaotic) for the daytime corporate world.
We transform raw lines of code into high-octane digital experiences. Specializing in WordPress and Shopware engineering.
Forget slow, bloated themes. We handcraft lightweight, headless Gutenberg architectures and custom plugins that load faster than you can say "shaken, not stirred."
Transforming standard transactions into fluid user journeys. We orchestrate robust Shopware 6 setups, custom API plugins, and performant shop migrations.
Click a drink below to remix the website's visual color accents in real time.
Take a look at the secret project mixtures we've fermented when we should have been sleeping.
A lightweight custom block manager that makes layouts clean and editing smooth, with custom hooks to backup directly to your private servers.
Order detailsAn asset-compression script that compresses CSS and JS into high-performance shots, boosting storefront loads by up to 40% natively.
Order detailsA completely custom, neon green-glowing administrative dashboard theme for headless CMS setups, built for night-owl web editors.
Order detailsWhether you want a custom WordPress project, a high-octane Shopware store, or just want to swap gin recommendations, drop us a line. We won't spill your secrets either.
magic@drunken-unicorn.eu
Midnight Meadow, Cyberspace